Wheelchair Minion

Down from the heavens onto RVZ come ridiculous and silly cars as Alls Fair season comes to an end but one person had yet to make his entrance. The undisputed king of not only ridiculous and silly but everything else as well. A true artist who breaks boundaries, one-upping all those who dare to cross him or his craft. Me. But in this piece the only thing going up is my hand up your ass, just like a puppet. You will obey me, the puppet-master, as you are emotionally manipulated by my art. Every emotion, every thought and every feeling you have will come and go as planned by my incredible masterpiece. All your actions will be determined by what my work compels you to do. This is what true geniuses like me call 'the Alex effect' which is of course named after my undeniable talent for such things and is a hallmark of art that has surpassed the mere description of masterpiece. It is more than that. My works transcends the subjectivity of art and crosses into the realm of what is objectively great. A seal of undeniable quality. Something that makes you stare into the definition of art itself. This is art. I am art.