Well, in the online world of Re-Volt, you'll find me having a tendency to drive oversized and overweight cars with way too many wheels, punching my way through the ranks with all ellbows out. But in real life, I'm the opposite, promise! Surprise: I hated Re-Volt as a child. Tracks too complicated, countdown too blunt and loud, cars too unstable (picked the wrong one maybe).
Meanwhile, a miracle happened! The Re-Volt source code got leaked. A true miracle, as so many commercial games would need just a tiny fix maybe to be playable again. And Re-Volt got those fixes, having one of the technically smoothest online gameplays of all computer games in existence. The choice of well-made tracks and vehicles could make RVGL the Dota of racing games. I personally hope that the game stays compatible with Windows XP computers, which would be like a "seal of quality", that the game really runs on anything.

In any case, dear reader, you've made a great choice with RVGL and I hope to challenge you in one of the publicly open I/0 races: https://re-volt.io/online/events